Recipes for the Holidays
Today I came across a collection of recipes on Twitter of all places. I hate twitter, and I don’t want to lose these so I will write them down here and attribute them to their original authors the best I can.
Inspector Rebus’s patented recipe for Scotch Eggs (Ian Rankin):
Put eggs on to boil.
Pour a Scotch while you wait.
Keep drinking.
Throw away the eggs.
Martin Burgers (Dean Martin)
1 lb. ground beef
2 oz. bourbon--chilled
Preheat a heavy frying pan and sprinkle
bottom lightly with table salt. Mix meat,
handling lightly, just enough to form into
four patties. Grill over medium-high
heat about 4 minutes on each side.
Pour chilled bourbon in chilled shot glass
and serve meat and bourbon on a TV tray.
Sinatra Burgers (Frank Sinatra)
1. Call for Deano.
2. Tell him to make you a fuckin burger.
3. Drink his bourbon.
Noël Coward’s perfect dry martini
Take an iced glass
Fill with gin
Wave in the general direction of Italy
Enjoy