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How Warp Terminal Blew My Mind (After Making Me Hate It First)
How Warp Terminal Blew My Mind (After Making Me Hate It First) Six months ago, I installed Warp. Why? Because I read somewhere that it was the terminal of the future. AI-powered, GPU-accelerated, puppy-approved (probably). I launched it, typed ls, and was instantly blinded by… nothing. No colors. No formatting....
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How I Print Labels Like It’s 2005
How I Print Labels Like It’s 2005 Ah, 2005. The year Batman Begins reminded us that Batman could, in fact, begin again. The year YouTube launched. The year Java applets still walked the earth, proudly signed with expired certificates and optimism. And me? I was printing labels from a web...
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Theoretical Application of Toll House Cookie Dough for Gravitational Collapse
Theoretical Application of Toll House Cookie Dough for Gravitational Collapse By Adam Adair, Associate Evil Genius Abstract In this highly questionable but delicious scientific treatise, we examine the plausibility of destroying Earth via gravitational collapse using an enormous mass of Nestlé Toll House cookie dough. Combining suspicious logic, actual astrophysics,...
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The Cookiepocalypse
The Cookiepocalypse The Secret Lair in the Midwest Adam Adair stirred the oversized mixing bowl with a menacing grin, deep within his secret lair hidden in the most boring town in Minnesota. It was a town so uninteresting, so nondescript, that it was referred to by many as the San...
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Sploosh! Refactoring stuff
Breaking Up Is Hard to Do (Unless You’re a Built-in Command) I was starting to notice a problem with the code. The Problem: A Dysfunctional Relationship Once upon a time in the land of Sploosh!, all of our built-in commands lived under one roof — the CommandManager class. It was...